Colorful Horoscopes

Checkout these fun horoscopes!

Aries

Happy birthday, ardent Aries! Be aggressive! B! E! Aggressive! Come though, chaos! Hooray drama! Yay confusion! Yass madness! Forget about your rants 3 minutes after they’re over! Scream-talk! Have 200 outbursts daily! Stink at math! Collect anger! Start fights! Boss people around! Have the attention span of a goldfish! Get a tattoo or piercing on a whim! Start projects you don’t complete! Put your wants above all! Who said you have to wait patiently for your turn?! Outlast everybody! Practice insane sleeping patterns! Be incapable of speaking in calm, even tones! Come on strong! Break things when you get angry! Rational thinking is overrated! Rage or friskiness – no other feelings allowed! Go hard in the boudoir! Drink your emotions away! Fidget! Do anything for a laugh! Overreact! Save the day! Brag for your shy friends! Be decisive! Win! Forgive and forget! Use threatening words as terms of endearment! Party hard! Challenge yourself to a bet! Get overexcited about new projects! Run head first into extreme intimacy! Have all the answers! Make dramatic exits! Yell! Cry! Yell then cry! Flip out if you’re made to wait more than 13 seconds for anything! Waste time on a relationship until you’re bored! Don’t you dare let your friends talk negatively about themselves! Resent people who don’t care as much as you! Fall instantly in love with new crushes! Casually insult people! Get over everything in 5 minutes or less! Be the life of the party! Spread that joy! Exude that energy! Be up for anything! Love on your family! Give back to your community! Do it all! We’ve got your back! ♈️ #PaletteableZodiac #Aries #LatePost #OurBad #AriesDontCareThough #SeeYouTomorrowTaurus #ColorInEveryDay #SherwinWilliams242 #SherwinWilliamsBahamas

Taurus

Happy birthday, tenacious Taurus! Eat! Sleep! Repeat! Admit someone else is right! You’ll live! We promise! Run out with online shopping! Be lazy in everything except the boudoir! Fixate on that ex from 4 years ago! Let a bad mood win! Be secretly sensitive under that “tough guy” exterior! Flip out on anyone changing plans last minute! Leave angry reviews! Never accept help! Emotionally hoard! Old friends for the win! Be in tune to those “bad feelings”! Keep those loud people out of your house! Tell everyone how tired you are! Need to be in charge! But then be bitter when you are! Get excited for fast food breakfasts! Be stubborn aye eff! Be competitive aye eff …once off the couch! Have an obsession with comfy clothes! Netflix and literally chill! Max out credit cards in the name of self care! Refuse to budge on even the slightest of disagreements! Have expensive tastes! But still be cheap! Tolerate too much…then go awf! Garden like a pro! Collect those random knick-knacks! Cherish those material possessions! Demand your credit for your predictions! Be allergic to change! Be addicted to physical affection! Indulge when it comes to food! Validate those friends! Demonstrate that sheer determination! Be reliable! Show us what hard work looks like! Do it all! We’ve got your back! ♉️ #PaletteableZodiac #Taurus #ColorInEveryDay #SherwinWilliams242 #SherwinWilliamsBahamas

Gemini

Oh, special Geminis. A double dose of fun for these free spirits. 🎨 #homedecor #interiordesign #gemini #zodiac #astrology #happybirthday #ColorInEveryDay #CrayInEveryWay #SherwinWilliams242

Cancer

Happy birthday, caring cancers. Let those emotions run wild! Cry in public! Stay home for days! Hold those grudges! Make some guava duff! Call your mummy! Do it all! We’ve got your back. ♋ #ColorInEveryDay #Sherwin-Williams242

Leo

Get overexcited! Be over competitive! Shine in that spotlight! Interrupt someone else with your better story! Get excited for Christmas (…already)! Don’t take crap from anybody even if you’re wrong. Be louder! Be down for anything! Do it all! We’ve got your back. #Leo #ColorInEveryDay #SherwinWilliams242

Virgo

Happy Birthday vanquishing Virgos! Share those opinions! Own your smarty-pants’ness! Have a breakdown over speeling aw grammer misteaks! Fix everyone’s everything! Overuse the word “actually”! Shun bad pens! Man-splain away! Gasp at anyone who has watched the movie but not read the book! Give off those shy-hottie-ya-gatty-work-for vibes! Feel for that bad dresser! Overthink those 4 times in life when you were wrong! Cherish those 4 people you like! Do it all! We’ve got your back. #Virgo #PalatableZodiac #ColorInEveryDay #SherwinWilliams #SherwinWilliams242

Libra

Happy birthday, libidinous Libras. What is a decision?! Take your time! Be late! Be fake real, fake nice! Be fair above all! Be allergic to being alone! Stare in that mirror! Charm strangers! Collect friends! Hear all the gossip! Double book yourself! Keep those transcripts! Flirt like it’s your job! Quit your job! Do it all! We’ve got your back. ♎ #PalatableZodiac #Libra #ColorInEveryDay #SherwinWilliams242 #SherwinWilliamsBahamas

Scorpio

Happy birthday, spirited Scorpios. 🎃 Cast those spells! Hold those grudges – ’til death do you part. Never let go, jack. Mistrust all! Build that wall! Protect that heart! Bottle those emotions! Keep those secrets! Plot, pout, plot! Bark louder than that bite! Show what devotion looks like! Stalking is such a harsh word, right? Collect those awards in the boudoir! Run from small talk! Hide from group projects! Leave folks on read! Why smile at strangers? Revel in being intimidating! Own that independence! Cherish that one friend! Do it all! We’ve got your back. ♏ #PalatableZodiac #Scorpio #ColorInEveryDay #SherwinWilliams242 #SherwinWilliamsBahamas

Sagittarius

Happy birthday, spirited Sagittarians! Give those opinions! Tell too-honest jokes! Apologize poorly! Interrupt people mid-conversation! What’s an inside voice? Downplay heavy emotion! Drop those truth bombs! Duck responsibilities! Dodge commitments! Despise boredom! Disappear from life for 6 months! Backpack through Iraq! Embody impatience! Exaggerate those good stories! Sprint from commitments! Walk out of lives! Get that tattoo! Blow money! Passionately defend things you don’t care about! Be allergic to being realistic! Be chill but live for that drama! Flare temper, flare! Overbook your life by accident! What is planning? Why care what other people think?! Switch jobs again! Plan those trips you won’t go on! Live for bragging! Laugh in the face of challenges! Cherish that optimistic curiosity! Spread laughter! Do it all! We’ve got your back. #PalatableZodiac #Sagittarius #ColorInEveryDay #SherwinWIlliams242 #SherwinWilliamsBahamas

Capricorn

Happy birthday, cunning Capricorns! Ooo, money! Sigh heavily! Reject Affection! Crave Love! Be unaware of the problem there! Loathe bullies! Take that 2nd sick day of 2018! Fume at flakiness! Make people work for that respect! Handpick that inner circle! Casually condescend! Gracefully juggle 10 stressors! Why learn people’s names? Be slightly vexed with the 2 people who understand you! Take some time for self-loathing! Despise stupidity! Have a cocktail! Sprint from group projects! What’s it like never being wrong? Schedule, plan, schedule! Never give up control! Be allergic to relaxation! Calculate, charm, calculate! Win competitions (even if you’re the only one playing)! Reject new trends! Rebuke that lazy coworker! Roll your eyes at show-offs! Own that hidden sexy side! Cherish people who don’t deserve you in relationships! Be a genuine introvert! Find that low cost, high quality solution! Unintentionally intimidate! Hold those standards! Cast that judgment! Throw in some fibs! Teach a class on work ethic! Teach another one on drive. Teach yet another one on loyalty! Overextend yourself! Show what “put together” looks like! Be impressively judgy. Be surprisingly funny! Flaunt that B.D. Energy (especially the women)! Do it all! We’ve got your back. ♑️ #PalatableZodiac #Capricorn #ColorInEveryDay #SherwinWilliams242 #SherwinWilliamsBahamas

Aquarius

Happy birthday, audacious Aquarians! Never remember names! Cherish those social media likes! Skip gym class! Read those conspiracy theories! Yay rebellion! Be scared to rely on others! Treat pain and fears with partying and jokes! Be bored by 99% of the people you encounter! Fear that imposter syndrome! Comment on those political issues! Say hi to Mary Jane! Flirt poorly! Feel intellectually superior! Cry at pursuing just one career! Be intentionally provocative! Make weird little noises! Surf the Internet at 3am! Redirect conversations away from your feelings! Listen to music just because it’s obscure! Shhhh! Get your life together! Never blink! Break up through text! Have zero sleeping pattern! Stare off into space! Make plans then cancel them! Indulge in weird stuff! Complain constantly! Never get upset! Mismatch those socks! Push people away, and then hate them for leaving! Carpe that diem! Talk to yourself! Give high fives over hugs! Rock that cool hair! Drool at romantic partners who don’t talk about emotions! Dabble in self-imposed isolation! Exaggerate your quirks! Get slapped with that spell of shyness! Oppose tradition for tradition’s sake! Update that wardrobe! Tout those issues with authority figures! Approach romances like friendships! Decide you know more on a topic than anyone else based on biased facts memorized from questionable websites! Rub those crystals! Read those Tarots! Get those deeply meaningful tattoos that people wouldn’t understand! Beat that anxiety! Genuinely care about humanity! Impress with those conversational skills! Be a visionary! Do it all! We’ve got your back. ♒️ #PalatableZodiac #Aquarius #ColorInEveryDay #SherwinWilliams242 #SherwinWilliamsBahamas

Pisces

Happy birthday, perceptive Pisces! Never leave bed. Feel more than anyone in the whole wide world! Take that 2-hour bath! Then post a pic of it on social media! Cry because you’re sad! Cry because you’re mad! Cry because it’s Tuesday! (Substitute “cry” in the previous sentences for “lie”)! Be moody! Crave alone time! Be moody at people giving you alone time! Have a religious experience while listening to music! Flake on your friend to paint some art! Leave a party because the energy isn’t right! Get that nose ring! Never pay attention! Goals? Check! Plans? Check! Energy? Absent! Stay in your house for 48 hours straight! Feel misunderstood even though you are perfectly understood! Align those chakras! Yay gossip! Avoid problems! Fix others! Snatch up that toxic special someone! What is common sense?! Panic at pressure! Daydream all the day long! Make up relationships in your head with crushes you’ve never met! Ignore those projects due three weeks ago! Shed those tears to get out of trouble! Throw that pity party! Flirt your way out of that last heartbreak! Be exceedingly nice! Fake smile! What is a healthy coping mechanism?! Experience everything! Shirk responsibility! Love being coddled like a baby! Pose the same way in every photo! Speak those daily affirmations! Avoid chores! Ignore reality! Write those poetic texts! Give those awkwardly sincere compliments too soon in the friendship! Disappear without a moments notice! Lose your phone! Hold on to those conspiracy theories! Find meaning in any and every thing! Date the same exact type of person who broke your heart! Encourage your friends’ fantasies! Own that loving spirit! Preach tolerance! Exude creativity! Smile softly! Giggle hard! Do it all! We’ve got your back! ♓️ #PaletteableZodiac #Pisces #ColorInEveryDay #SherwinWilliams242 #SherwinWilliamsBahamas #SherwinWilliams